Monday, May 24, 2010

Congrats!

Congrats, Mr. Jon Emery for being voted best dressed as a bum. It obviously shows. Please take a few moments to comment on your thought process concerning your wardrobe, Jon. And if anyone else would like to comment on why they chose Jon as the winner, please do tell.

Sorry, Bryce, all your hard work has been in vein. =P Your 9 votes pale in comparison to Jon's 21.

*EDIT: Make sure to read Jon's acceptance speech in the comments section...*
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  1. JonMay 24, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    First of all, I'd love to thank all those enlightened voters who gave me their support. It is hard to find people that can recognize style that is so cutting-edge, so avant garde. We must continue to work to edify the masses about high fashion, however challenging the task might be.

    My style is balanced, albeit asymmetric. Bold, yet subtle. Masterfully disheveled. But I cannot take all the credit. My obvious genius has been influenced by the previous giants of fashion: The late, great Kurt Cobain. Derek Zoolander in his derelict phase. And one cannot forget that bum that hangs around outside Whole Foods whose fashion sense inspires us all.

    For you aspiring fashionistos, remember the golden rule: Good clothes are like good cheese. Would you wash a fine cheese before eating it because it is old and smelly? No! Would you throw that same cheese out because you used it the day before? Blasphemy! Embrace your old, dirty clothes as you would that fine cheese and go forth to create a new, beautiful world where the peak of fashion is only a foot away from you bed when you wake up, in the form of yesterday's dirty t-shirt.

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  2. LesleyMay 25, 2010 at 7:43 AM

    i hope you remember the little people who got you a canadian club hat to help your stylez.

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  3. AnonymousMay 27, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    This was obviously miscounted. Only the Supreme Court case Meredig v. Emery can truly decide the people's will.

    ~Bryce

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  4. RJGJanuary 20, 2011 at 10:01 AM

    Nice work Jon, you are an inspiration!

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