Local Cakes Fear For Life After a Brutal Knife Attack

Cook hall was devastated by the loss of two of the community's most beloved cakes. The stabbing victims were peacefully enjoying the department BBQ when the one Emily Hoffman sprung from the shadows to enact her crime.  Security cameras have caught the perpetrator red-handed.The suspect remains on the loose and extremely dangerous (to any baked good). A motive has yet to be determined. Security at Thursday Coffee Hour has been increased.

UPDATE: As of 10/4, 5:03PM CDT, the killer remains at large, having committed several more atrocities with no apparent end in sight. Police are still baffled as to the possible motive behind these senseless crimes.